The John Stamos Medical Dictionary

stamosis- like osmosis but john stamos style

stamostic- substitute for awsome, fantastic etc...

Stamosensitized- Having undergone so much stamosizing that one becomes immune to stamosity, to the point of being in a constant state of stamosis.

Stamoses- To be so perplexed with the notion of John Stamos that one is in a constant state of shock and awe.

stamoscentric- To act so much like John Stamos to the point of becoming ridiculous

epistamostology- the study of stamos' skin

Stamosubsidized - to lose ones job or suffer a loss because of John Stamos, ie. the drummer for the beach boys was Stamosubsidized

egotistamos- Thinking one is so close to the perfection that is john stamos , that they feel they have to tell everybody

homeostamosis- a state of constant stamosity

stamostomy- having severed your ties with stamos, ie when rebecca rojmain divorced her husband she had a stamostomy

stamosapiens- the evolved race that is the offspring of anyone who is Stamosexual

Stamosexual- To only be attracted to models, and other women who are way above your league and more succesful than you are.

stamostified- having just experienced stamos

AsStamos- no defintion, possible to have a John Stamos Ass, or a piece of his ass, carved out with a small pocket knife

stamossery- a place with all things stamos, kind of like a museum

Stamosensitive- Sensitive to subjects concerning John Stamos

stamostereotype- thinking that john stamos is in fact like a character that he has played

Stamosque- a place to study the religious belief of John Stamos

Stamosophy the religion of John Stamos

Stamos lite- The beer of John Stamos

Stamosa- A chicken filled pastry dipped in a spicy hair-gel sauce

semistamos- not being stamostic enough, or being half of what stamos is (a put down)

interstamosability- having the tendancy to go in and out of different states stamosness, very unstable

Stamosteoperosis- Becoming less and less Stamostic everyday because your body starts to deteriorate because of the constant Stamosity. The only cure: try to lower the stamosity to prolong the life, no one can out-stamos the stamos so dont even try

stamostatic- when someone tries to look like john stamos and ends up wearing the same leather pants every day

Stamoserity- the degree of stamos of the situation (as in severity)

"I dont think you understand the stamoserity of this situation"

Stamosimplify- to explain something in a way so that it relates to John Stamos, for easier learning

stamosterile- not being able to uphold the stamos look and style anymore.

 Oh no look at Mitch. Ever since Lisa turned him down he went stamosterile."

stamostache- the kind of moustache that is associated with John Stamos (ie, a Hitler moustache) However, no evidence of such a specimen has ever been scientifically documented.

stamosaic- inlaid work composed of bits of photos of john stamos forming a portrait of john stamos

Stamosreality- To have so much Stamosity that you actually believe that you have become John Stamos, you see the world as a John Stamos, and receive the gift of mediocre musical and acting talent.

"Whoa! Hes living a stamosreality."

Stamosmoked sausages- Sausages that were smoked over the John Stamos' burning corpse

stamosey - to saunter or stroll along in a subtle strut

Stamospecific- to keep something related to John Stamos "come on guys, lets keep this conversation stamospecific"