So a guy comes home one day to find his girlfriend packing her bags in a hurry.

He says, "Baby, why are you leaving?".

She says, "It's because you're a pedophile."

"Whoa, whoa, a pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a six-year old."

Grossest Joke Ever

A girl asks her dad for the car keys to go to her high school dance.
"Sure, after you suck my dick", he says.
"DADDY!?" she shouts, "how COULD you!?"
"Sorry, but those are the terms."
She stomps off with a whimper.
A little later she decides that she just can't miss the dance, so she returns and gets to work. But there's some foul taste.
"Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"
He slaps himself on the forehead and says, "oh yeah! I forgot. Your brother has the car."

 Pedophile Joke

A pedophile is walking with a young boy 
through a dark forest late at night. The 
little boy says "Oh, jeez. It's really 
scary out here at nighttime" 

The pedophile looks at the boy and says 
"YOU'RE scared?! I'm the one that has 
to walk back alone!"